Sshhh! It's a Secret!

Thanks to "Slings and Arrows" for this list of secret plans as alleged by the Democrats:

According to Democrats, Bush has "secret plans" to:

• Hurt Milk Producers
• Privatize Social Security
• Bring Back the Draft
• Call Up More Troops
• Wage Nuclear War
• Cut Social Services
• Create Jobs By Blowing Stuff Up
• Manipulate Oil Prices to Benefit the Saudis
• Cut VA Benefits
• Cut Education Funding
• Send Jobs Overseas
  

Judging by all these people who know all about his "secret plans," the President should work a bit on keeping his secrets, well, secret. The next thing you know everyone will find out about his secret plan to invade the moon.

Ooops. Did I let that slip out?