HolyCoast: Some Funny Political Stuff
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Some Funny Political Stuff

There's some funny stuff out there about this election, in addition to all the serious stuff. David Zucker's hilarious ad promoted by the Club for Growth can be viewed here.

Here are some other examples courtesy of Fox News:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

"Five leading politicians took to the morning shows. Bill Clinton and George W. Bush stopped by 'Good Morning America' for a chat, while John Kerry and Dick Cheney paid a visit to 'The Today Show.' Meanwhile, on CBS' 'Early Show,' Ralph Nader could be seen holding up a sign during their interview with Sarah Michelle Gellar."

"Our (election 2004) fiasco preview begins where the fiasco began last time: Florida. While the Sunshine State's 2000 debacle gave all of America 36 days of breezy, lighthearted fun, there were negative aspects as well, and the state has been warned by God four times this hurricane season alone to never let it happen again.

"So this time, state officials hit on an ingenuous solution: allow early voting, so their innate gross incompetence could be diffused over a longer period of time."

Late Late Show with Jim Rome:

"John Kerry took a break from the campaign trail for a totally spontaneous hunting trip, where he just happened to run into some news cameras. Kerry was hunting in the state of Ohio, which his wife, Teresa, rented out for the day."

"Asked how many geese he shot, John Kerry replied, 'I think it's beautiful the Cheneys love their lesbian daughter."'

"'I love hunting, fishing, anything outdoors,' Kerry said as he sprayed on his tan."

"At one point during the hunt, Kerry experienced a flashback to Vietnam, and quickly shot himself in the butt for a Purple Heart."

"A very scary moment when Kerry accidentally unloaded a round into Senator Joe Lieberman, mistaking him for a wild turkey."

Saturday Night Live:

"Today John Kerry and friends walked into a corn field and picked up 4 geese that had been strangled and left for them by Democratic operatives".


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