HolyCoast: Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor

Today the Clinton Presidential Library and Massage Parlor (as aptly named by Rush Limbaugh) opens in Little Rock, AR in the largest double-wide trailer ever built. If you don't believe me, just look at the pictures.

You can expect much gushing and sighing from the assembled media as their favorite president opens his own private Fantasyland. Don't expect the truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth from this collection.

Based on early reports, Clinton has definately put the best possible face on his term in office. When the Nixon Library opened, Watergate was not glossed over, but was treated fairly and openly. This is not the case with the biggest problem Clinton had - impeachment.

The impeachment section of the Library is called the "Struggle for Power". In other words, Clinton didn't do anything wrong, but had to fight off those Wacky Wepublicans who were trying to take away his power. What a crock.

Don't waste your time running to Little Rock to pay good money to see this.

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