Rush is Pestering the PESTs

Post Election Selection Trauma is taking its toll on the poor residents of Palm Beach County, FL, and Rush Limbaugh, the most listened to talk radio host in the country and a Palm Beach County resident, is trying to help. He has offered his own counseling services on his national radio show to those in need, but alas, his services are apparently unwanted by the local psychologist crowd. Says Rob Gordon, executive director of the American Health Association:

“The people here in Palm Beach County now in therapy or support groups are the canaries in the mine shaft,” Gordon said. “There could be thousands of others, even Republicans, who need to be in therapy over this election.”

My suggestion - tune into Rush each day and save yourselves thousands of dollars of therapy. Of course, the next best thing is to just vote Republican and you will no longer have to suffer the trauma of being on the losing side.