A Healthy Level of Insanity

While doing a little blogsurfing, I came across this guy and I liked the list he posted in an effort to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
   hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
   Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
   with that.
3. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
   Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
   over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors."
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Don't use any punctuation.
7. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."
10. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
    all day.
12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
    party because you're not in the mood.
13. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
14. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
    yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going
    to have to let one of you go."
    

With all the serious news these days, a little insanity just might be what the doctor ordered.