Will Moses Have a Pink Corvette?

There's a new entry coming to the talking doll market - Jesus, Moses, the Virgin Mary, and David:

A talking Jesus doll is due to go on sale in May, along with versions of Moses, the Virgin Mary and David, as a teddy bear maker tries to find a market with churches and religious families.

The foot-tall Jesus doll will be able to recite five Biblical verses at the push of button on its back, while the Moses doll will recite the Ten Commandments. The Mary doll will recite a long Bible verse.

Joshua Livingston, one of the original founders of Valencia, Calif.-based Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Co. has returned to the company to head its new Biblical doll unit, One2Believe. In the past, Beverly Hills Teddy Bear mostly manufactured bears and other plush toys on a contract basis for other retailers.

I wonder what kind of accessories will be included? A partable Red Sea? Magic water jugs which change water to wine? Maybe an Easy-Bake oven that will allow you to create your own image of the Virgin Mary on your burritos? Will there be a "Malibu Moses" with a pink corvette? The possibilities are endless.