Searching for My Lost Cellular Phone

The Secret Service is called to do many interesting things in the course of their busy days, but fortunately, they don't have to do this kind of nonsense all the time (h/t Hugh Hewitt):

"A Secret Service agent was dispatched to recover Jimmy Buffett's lost cellphone, which reportedly contained numbers for Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter. The singer lost the phone at a Cuban restaurant in Delray Beach, Fla., on May 29, according to the Palm Beach Post. Busboy Jason Martin picked it up.

'We were sitting around smoking weed and strolling down the list on Jimmy's phone, going 'Wow!' Martin told the paper. The busboy says he didn't call any of the celebs, but told police his friends might have placed crank calls to Clinton."

Sounds like they were wasting away again in marijuanaville.