Howard the Donkey Admits Dems Have No Message

We haven't heard from Howard the Donkey lately, so it's refreshing to see his words of wisdom in print once again. How about this little nugget:

"We need a message. It has to be clear," he said.

He's been chairman for six months. What's he been doing all this time? He's certainly not getting any help from the congressional Dems who are as clueless about the party's message as he is.

Dean then gives us an example of a clear message:

"What the propagandists on the right have done is make people afraid to say they are Democrats," Dean told a gathering of Vermont Democrats. "We have to be out there. We have to be vocal. We have to be pushing our version of the facts because their version of the facts is very unfactual."

Can I buy a vowel? Then there's this astonishing revelation:

After visiting 30 states in the first six months as chairman of the Democratic National Committee, Dean said Monday he has found "There are Democrats everywhere."

How much are they paying this guy? And finally Dean gives us his plan for success:

"Running away from issues is how you lose elections," said Dean

Screaming YEEEAAAARRRRRRGH! after you lose the Iowa primary doesn't help either. And finally, he gives us something to look forward to:

"The face of the Democratic Party is such that it looks like all of America will look in 2050," said Dean.

Say what? I don't even know what that means, and I doubt if Dean does either. I'm sure there's a platform in there somewhere.

Keep 'em coming, Howard!