Bill Clinton Taking Part in Gay Wedding

In a move which will surely cause his wife's campaign handlers to grit their teeth, Bill Clinton has taped a message which will be played as part of Elton John's gay wedding:

Prior to the wedding, Sir Elton's "hen night" tonight will be played a video message from Bill Clinton. The minute-long recording will be played at a cabaret party at the Too2Much nightclub in Soho. A source said: "We were running through rehearsals when the tape was played. We knew Elton had good connections, but to see the ex-US president was something else."

Mr Clinton congratulates Sir Elton, 58, and David Furnish, 42, and says: "If there were more people like Elton, the world would be a better place."

Hillary - how's that move to the center going? For Bill's sake, I hope he's out of ashtray flinging range.