Soccer Moms Don't Swing

Note to hotel reservation agents: It's probably not smart to book a swinger's convention in at the same time as the Disney Soccer Showcase:

Parents of 11- to 13-year-old soccer players unwittingly checked their daughters into a hotel hosting a New Year's party for more than 200 swingers who had reserved rooms and the downstairs ballroom, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

The parents said they were stunned by the flamboyant revelers who glided through the glass atrium, often flashing bare buttocks and breasts before the girls — who had traveled from as far away as South Carolina and Clearwater to attend a five-day soccer tournament.

The skimpy attire of several of the swingers at the Crowne Plaza Hotel-Airport in Orlando was "raunchy, despicable and worse than prostitutes," the parents said.

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The soccer moms and dads said hotel management didn't say anything about the sexy party or try to keep the swingers away from the girls after the teams booked $92-a-night rooms online for Disney's Soccer Showcase, sponsored by Disney Wide World of Sports.

There are so many potential jokes here, none of which would be appropriate for this blog.