Headlines You Do and Do Not Want to See

Here are a couple of headlines that got my attention:

"Clintons Hang in the Smithsonian Gallery"--headline, NewsMax.com, April 24
Be still my beating heart. I would have eagerly flown to Washington to see that. But alas, they're only hanging in portrait form (h/t Best of the Web).


"Swimsuit model denied entry to U.S." - WorldNetDaily, April 25
That just isn't right. If we're going to allow 12 million Mexicans into the U.S. illegally, can't we at least allow a few swimsuit models too? After all, they're doing work that American swimsuit models just won't do.