Stock Market Warning

Jonah Goldberg reports from The Corner:

Paris Hilton, moral philosopher, says she's giving up sex for a year:


She said, "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself."

Buy stock in birth control companies - NOW! She won't last a week.