Speedo Wearing Dolphin Rescued

I told you the other day that dolphins are dumber than rats. Their fashion sense needs some work too, as one was seen in Sarasota Bay wearing a speedo:

So it turns out extra-large Speedos are a danger to more than just good taste.

A bottlenose dolphin in Sarasota Bay became ensnared in a pair of extra-large Speedos recently, prompting a rescue effort by 30 staff and volunteers from Mote Marine Laboratory.

Mote staff saw the dolphin, nicknamed Scrappy, swimming with a piece of black material around its torso, about a month ago.

They captured the dolphin Thursday and removed the cloth, a ripped but otherwise intact Speedo.

No mammal should be seen in public wearing a speedo.