Wanton Hussy Goats Causing Muslims to Stray

Ace of Spades has an astounding post on the religious fanatacism still rampant in parts of Iraq:

...shepherds in the rural western Baghdad neighborhood of Gazalea have recently been murdered, according to locals, for failing to diaper their goats....

...because, as the NPR audio report says, the exposed genitals of goats may cause impure thoughts in locals who come in contact with them.

I can understand how that kind of thing might turn on NPR listeners, but how perverted do you really have to be to have impure thoughts because of naked goats?