Here's a campaign I could get behind (h/t Captain Ed):
There's a new gas war underway out there. Sane citizens outraged by Hugo Chavez' insults to our country and president are electing to take their gas buying business somewhere other than the Venezuelan-owned Citgo. I'm not even sure if there are any Citgo stations where I live, so I don't buy their products anyway.
Meanwhile the lefties (like this one) are telling people to buy all their gas from Citgo in order to fight Bush and "alleviate global poverty". Yes, we certainly don't want any poor dictators running around out there.
I doubt there will be any serious impact on Citgo one way or the other. However, this could provide a valuable service to the lonely liberal community. If you're a liberal guy looking for the hairy-legged lib chick of your choice, you won't have to hang out in gay bars anymore. Just go to a Citgo station!
Friday, September 22, 2006
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