Why Dems Keep Losing

The Democratic Party has become the home of every wacky conspiracy theory out there, and everytime we approach the fall election season, the stories get wilder and wilder. It's one thing when they come from some nutter nutroots blogger, but when they start coming from Dem "elder statesmen" like Gary Hart(pence), you have to wonder how they think columns like this will help their chances:

It should come as no surprise if the Bush Administration undertakes a preemptive war against Iran sometime before the November election.

Were these more normal times, this would be a stunning possibility, quickly dismissed by thoughtful people as dangerous, unprovoked, and out of keeping with our national character. But we do not live in normal times.

And we do not have a government much concerned with our national character. If anything, our current Administration is out to remake our national character into something it has never been.

The steps will be these: Air Force tankers will be deployed to fuel B-2 bombers, Navy cruise missile ships will be positioned at strategic points in the northern Indian Ocean and perhaps the Persian Gulf, unmanned drones will collect target data, and commando teams will refine those data. The latter two steps are already being taken.

Then the president will speak on national television. He will say this: Iran is determined to develop nuclear weapons; if this happens, the entire region will go nuclear; our diplomatic efforts to prevent this have failed; Iran is offering a haven to known al Qaeda leaders; the fate of our ally Israel is at stake; Iran persists in supporting terrorism, including in Iraq; and sanctions will have no affect (and besides they are for sissies). He will not say: ...and besides, we need the oil.

Not only does Hart(pence) tell our enemies we're coming, but he tells them how we're going to do it. You can't call these people the "loyal" opposition.

However, despite the fevered rantings of Hart(pence), we're not going to war in the next five weeks against Iran or anyone else.

Well, maybe against Venezuela. Hugo Chavez could use a good beating.