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Friday, October 27, 2006

Jihad Top Forty

Talk show host Rusty Humphreys has released a new jihad top 40 CD that will get a few turbans in a wad:
"Thank Allah I'm a Jihad Boy," is a the title track of the new CD, which is expected to draw the ire of at least a few jihadist organizations with parody songs entitled "Last Train to Kooksville," and "Roll Over Appeasers" among others.

A sampling of the lyrics includes gems like: "Life as a terrorist is really laid back/You find an infidel and give his head a big whack/ See a solider just shoot him in the back/ Thank Allah I'm a Jihad Boy.

"Well I got me five wifes and got me a hooka/ When the sun comes up I strap on my Bazooka/ One wife so ugly I'm glad she wears a burka Thank Allah I'm a Jihad Boy"

Another song, "Imagine," states, "Imagine there's no Christians/ It's easy if you try/ No Pope or George Bush/ Infidels will die/ Imagine all the Muslims/ Ruling all the world."

You can almost hear John Denver singing that title track.

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