Are You In the Mood, Deer?

You're driving down the road and you spot a dead deer. What thought comes to mind? Hopefully, not the same thought as this guy (h/t Best of the Web):

A Wisconsin man is charged with having his way with a deer, but he claims it was just venison, the Superior Daily Telegram reports:

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, of Superior faces a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal. He is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

A motion filed last week by his attorney, public defender Fredric Anderson, argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed.

Doe!