Lessons From Jimmuh

When not trying to undermine Israel and support America's enemies, Jimmuh Carter is recording Sunday School lessons to be released to churches around the country:

NEW YORK, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter is bringing out a new CD series this spring based on his Maranatha Baptist Church Sunday school classes.

Publishers Weekly said Wednesday the release is titled "Sunday Mornings in Plains: Bible Study with Jimmy Carter."

The series includes live recordings of Carter's Sunday school classes and will include his interaction with the attendees, as well as newly recorded material from Carter to round out the releases, the report said.

The first two lessons will be:

1. Why the Phillistines Should Have Kicked Israel's Butt
2. Samson Had it Coming