More Proof from Jesus' Tomb

Dave Konig at National Review reveals additional information about the items found in the reputed tomb of Jesus, his "wife" Mary, and son. No wonder James Cameron thinks he's found the real deal:

• An anniversary card “To My Wife” with a handwritten inscription by Jesus; “Mary, this year — I promise — we’ll get a babysitter and take a weekend at the Fontainebleau.”
• Jesus Christ’s personal checkbook, from the Bank of Jerusalem, with a check stub for Jesus Jr.’s Tai Kwan Do lessons.
• Several pairs of hardly worn women’s dress shoes that Cameron swears are “size 7 1/2 — Mary Magdalene’s shoe size!”
• A baseball cap labeled “World’s Greatest Dad” with a handwritten note inscribed; “Pops — Happy Fathers Day (signed) Jesus Jr.”
• On the side of the ossuary, a bumper sticker that, translated from the original Aramaic, reads: “Our Boy Is An Honor Student At Jerusalem High.”
• Some refrigerator magnets shaped like oxen and goats.
• A crayon drawing of a man who appears to be asleep. The drawing is labeled “Uncle Lazarus.”
• A 2,000-year-old lottery ticket for the Jerusalem Powerball Mega Million Game. Scholars employed by Cameron’s production company maintain that the numbers on the ticket correspond exactly with the birthdays of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, and Jesus Jr.!
• A discount pass for the Jerusalem Chuck E. Cheese “good until January 1st, 0033.”
• Two ticket stubs to Cats.

That sounds pretty convincing to me.