Stop Iran - Wear Short Red Dresses

Just as kryptonite can stop Superman in his tracks, short red dresses cause Iranians to go weak at the knees and flee for their safety:

Iran's foreign minister boycotted a dinner of diplomats where he was to be seated directly across from Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, ostensibly because a female violinist entertaining the gathering was dressed too revealingly.

"I don't know which woman he was afraid of, the woman in the red dress or the secretary of state," State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said Friday.

Perhaps the British Navy should switch their uniforms to short red dresses and the Iranians will leave them alone.