A Few Quick Headlines

I don't have time to expound on these (at $8.75 per 20 minutes of internet time), but you need to check out these headlines:

MUSLIM WORLD INFLAMED BY RUSHDIE KNIGHTHOOD...

FEAR: Controversy will spiral out of control...

That isn't going to be good. Looks like we have another "Danish cartoons" outbreak coming.

NYC Poor to Get Cash for Good Behavior...

My kids on this NYC trip have been on their best behavior. Where do we pick up our check?

And just for fun:

TED NUGENT RIPS PAUL MCCARTNEY FOR FIRING HAMBURGER EATING ROADIES...

Darn meat eaters.