Gators and Strippers

I haven't played golf for awhile, but it looks like things are a lot more interesting on the links than they were when I was playing:

VENICE, Fla. — A Tennessee man survived an attack by an alligator while retrieving a golf ball at a Florida golf course Monday.

Bruce Burger, of Lenore City, Tenn., reached into a pond at the sixth hole of Lake Venice Golf Club Monday afternoon when the alligator apparently grabbed his right forearm Course Manager Rod Parry told FOXNews.com.

“He didn’t see the gator,” Parry said. “Obviously, the gator reacted to what he probably thought was some kind of food.”

Mmmmmm. Tastes like golfer.

Then there's this:

Call it a case of 'Fore!' play.

Pennsylvania police are investigating reports of strippers at a private event on a Pocono golf course cavorting in full view of a publicly accessible road, the Pocono Record reported Tuesday.

A video posted on the newspaper's Web site showed strippers giving men lap dances on the links of the Cherry Valley Golf Course in Stroudsburg, Pa., as other golfers teed off. The paper said the video was shot by two neighbors.

Throw in a couple of gators and you'd have yourself a real party.