Gay Bay Mayor Eliminates Bottled Water, Saves the World

Another great moment in the war against global warming:

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Citing environmental concerns, Mayor Gavin Newsom issued an executive order prohibiting city departments from buying bottled water.

In a decision announced yesterday, Newsom says the ban will go into effect July first and extend to all city and county water coolers by December first.

A spokesman for the San Francisco public utilities commission says Newsom's decision will save tax payer money and combat global warming.

For those employees who like their bottled water and don't want to see it go, let's remember that Mayor Newsom placed himself above the law when he started granting licenses for same sex weddings (until the courts slapped him down), so employees should be free to circumvent whatever rules the Mayor lays down. I'm sure he'll understand.