The New RNC Telemarketing Script

I mentioned yesterday about the travails of the Republican Party who have suddenly seen their donations dry up and have had to fire their telemarketing squad. Iowahawk has discovered the revised telemarketing script that the remaining members of the RNC are using now that they've fired the flunkies.

Click here if you dare (warning - some language on Iowahawk may be a little rougher than what you're used to here, but it's probably highly appropriate given the subject matter).