Ron is writing now at Pajamas Media and his first entry is today - a six step program to make the world like us again:
The presidential electoral cycle is upon us. That means conventions. Conventions have platforms. I propose a platform that will make the world like us again. Just like they always did.There's a lot more after that first item. You can read it all here.
It may take 12 steps to get clean and sober, but only 6 to make the world realize just how super the U.S. can be.
1. We can start by helping the Arabs retake Andalusia (ed. Spain). Having conquered it once, it belongs to them forever. This goes for most of the Balkans as well as Austria up to the gates of Vienna. All infidels should convert to Islam. This is inevitable as Islam means “submission.” Needless to say, we should all follow the code of Sharia. It’ll work wonders. No need to tie up the courts with gay marriage cases; we can just kill all the homosexuals. How much better will our soap operas be when the cheating wives get stoned to death?
Note to the Paul Bearers (Ron Paul supporters): This is satire. He doesn't really mean it, though it sounds a lot like Paul's platform and probably made your little hearts go pitter-patter.
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