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Sunday, November 04, 2007

More Larry Craig Wannabes

Public restrooms are becoming a little less safe for U.S. Senators and other perverts:

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Police arrested nine people Thursday in a bathroom sex sting at the Volusia Mall, authorities said.

Among the nine were former Daytona Beach city commissioner and mayoral candidate Michael Shallow, and local high school teacher and athletic trainer David Behringer, police said.

All were charged with lewd and lascivious conduct, and exposure of a sexual organ.

Detectives were tipped off by Sears officials that sexual misconduct was taking place in its second-floor men's restroom.

As a way to attract attention from another interested person, the men either cough, sneezed, tapped their feet, sometimes under the stall next to them, or they made loud zipper noises, police said.

How do you make loud zipper noises? Do you have to order those special?

With all these arrests going on every entry into a public men's room becomes an adventure as you have to be very careful not to tapdance and to silence your zipper before you go in.

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