The Kombat at the Kodak, the Fray in L.A., the Clash in California, the Mother of All Battles. Godzilla vs. MothraI prefer Hollywood and Whine* since pretty much all we'll hear is how bad America is and how bad Bush is, etc. and what a doofushead the other candidate is. If Hillary has anything left in her opposition research file on Obama, it's coming out tonight. She needs to score a decisive victory without coming off as a total shrew. That won't be easy for her.
Obama needs to look like he's tough enough to take her abuse and give it right back without looking like he's "pickin' on the girl". That's the trouble with identity politics - if you have two white guys like last night's GOP debate nobody draws inferences from how they talk to each other or their particular body language.
I'm already working on names for the general election debates. Maybe you can figure out the candidates:
The Cranky Old Man vs The Bronze Adonis
Grampa vs Crazy Aunt Bethany
The Recent Conservative vs The Life Long Liberal
The Mormon vs The Halfrican
The Codger vs The Dodger
Feel free to add your own.
*For out-of-towners Hollywood and Whine is a takeoff on Hollywood and Vine.
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