The Sky Will Be Falling

Even if it's sunny out, take an umbrella:

A 10-ton American spy satellite has lost power and could hit the Earth in the next few weeks, government officials said today.

The satellite, which no longer can be controlled, could contain hazardous materials, and it is unknown where on the planet it might come down, they said.

Other than that, everything's juuuuust fine.

If the cosmic gods have any sense of humor at all, they'll bring it down on Capitol Hill on Super Tuesday.