Dwarf!!

Phobias can cause some interesting moments:

A little person picking up some fast food in a South Carolina McDonald’s has filed a complaint saying his server shrieked and ran away at the sight of him.

Ethan Wade, who suffers from a form of dwarfism, retained a lawyer after claiming the clerk at the Greenville County restaurant threw up her hands, started screaming and ran away upon seeing him, WYFF4.com reports.

The shift manager and store manager apologized after the incident, Wade told WYFF4.com said.

An employee at the franchise office explained that the employee had a fear of little people, Wade told the station.

"The employee had stated to her, 'Imagine if you saw a snake or a spider, how would you respond?' And that employee said she understood that. And I said, 'That's unbelievable. I am a human being,'" Wade said.

"How could you compare the fear of a snake and spider to a human being? That makes no sense to me," he continued. "I've seen kids kind of react like that. Understandable. But grown adults to act like that? That's just not acceptable."

Cynthia Samour, the franchise owner, released a statement to WYFF4.com.

"We take these matters seriously and do our very best to serve our customers with the utmost care and respect," it read. "We have a strict policy prohibiting any form of discrimination and we continually strive to maintain an environment in which everyone feels valued and accepted."

Wade is irked by the claims.

"You can't have a phobia of a person. I'm a human being. You can't have that type of phobia."

Who says? If Barack Obama's grandma can be afraid of black people, why can't this McDonald's server be afraid of little people?

Phobias can't be defined by juries.