Hey, Somebody Else Needs to Use the Bathroom!

You probably won't believe this story:

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat... "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

Mark Steyn adds this:

The boyfriend? What about the bathroom? It's like when Spitzer broke up NY prostitution rings: They never go after the john.

What are the odds that the guy who rescued her would be named Mr. Whipple?

I remember reading a story in Flying magazine one time where an overly large woman sat on the toilet in a commercial airliner, but the toilet had a slight pressurization leak and very effectively sealed her to the seat. The pilot and flight attendant had to pull the women off the seat.

I think they gave her an extra bag of peanuts.