Bush Has a Job for Jimmuh

This announcement from Scrappleface:

Bush to Appoint Jimmy Carter Ambassador to Hell
By Scott Ott on terrorists

(2008-04-15) — As former President Jimmy Carter meets this week with Hamas leaders in the West Bank and Syria, sources at the State Department say President George Bush will soon honor Mr. Carter’s decades of freelance diplomacy by appointing him as the first U.S. Ambassador to Hell.

“Bush just wants Carter to go there,” said an unnamed State Department source, “and to set up an embassy, and try to be a good listener, open a communication channel, find common ground.”

With Jimmuh stopping to honor Yassar Arafat today, this seems like an appropriate appointment.