Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Mom Recognizes Daughter on ABC Prostitution Special
Somebody's gonna get grounded.

UFOs Spotted? Red Light Sightings Over Phoenix
I don't think this is connected to the story above. Red light sightings in Phoenix might have been.

Mail Carrier Catches Baby Who Fell Out of Window
Baby was returned to the mother, postage due.

Teacher Accused of Burning Crosses on Students
Remember, in school crosses are bad. You can only burn Islamic crescents.

U.S. Nixes Virtual Fence Along Ariz.-Mexico Border
Now the illegals can quit climbing over the pretend fence just walk across like they used to.