Some quick hits on today's headlines:
City crime down, except for the killings
Other than the possibility of random, violent and sudden death, St. Louis, MO is a great place to live.
Alabama Mayor: Wear Sacks to Curb Murders
Other than the possibility of random, violent and sudden death, and really ugly wardrobes, Birmingham, AL is a great place to live.
Man Dies After Police Use Taser to Stop Bar Fight
Well, it stopped the fight.
Yoko Ono Sues Over 'Imagine' in Evolution-Doubting Film
Dumbest, most insipidly stupid song ever written. We should sue John Lennon's estate for writing it.
Brawk! Tyrannosaurus Rex Basically a Big Chicken
Colonel Sanders could stock a whole franchise with one of those.
Patients Harmed by Lasik Surgery Vent Fury, Despair
I'll bet my contact lens guy is running off a lot of copies of this one.
Fred Thompson Says He'll Not Consider VP
Fred who?
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