Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Newlyweds jailed after brawl at Pa. hotel
Don't start planning the 25th wedding anniversary.

Nutter names liaison to LGBT communities
I'm glad the LGBT folks will get their own Nutter.

Bear Kills Possibly Drunk Woman Who Walked Into Cage
Friends don't let friends walk drunk into bear cages.

Teacher Arrested a Third Time for Sex With Students
Shouldn't this be one strike and you're out?

Truth Is Out There? Late-Night Flashes Rattle Town
There might be a teacher on the loose.

NY Cardinal Hits Giuliani for Taking Communion
Does that hurt worse than getting hit by an Arizona Cardinal?

Wright Says Criticism Is Attack on Black Church
Nope, just you, Reverend.

Happy solstice! Atheists push own holidays
They've already got April 1st. What more do they need?