Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Topless woman tells police God told her to direct traffic
God tells people to do the darnedest things.

Cruise, Travolta believe they're members of 'new race'
And mentally, they're several laps down.

Polls Show Race in Flux Before Pa.
If Obama wins Flux it's all over.

Vatican Hints at Changes in Church Laws on Abuse
Maybe they'll finally make it illegal.

South Korea's first astronaut lands off course
Asian drivers. I'll bet he was going way too slow, too.

Scientists Say Midwest Quakes Poorly Understood
But are they bitter and clinging to anything?