Today's Fun Spam Email

I haven't posted one of these for awhile, and I get a variety of versions of this one every day, but I found this version especially amusing:

Dear Friend,

I apologized if the content here is contrary to your Ethics, but I had to reach you through this Medium. I came across your personal contact via International personal research profile in my Earnest search for a trustworthy and honest person to Handle my business.I am Jim 57 years old merchant based here in the uk ,. I have Beendiagnosed with kidney Cancer a Disease that has defiled all forms of medical Treatment, destroying my heart and kidney. My doctor report indicates that I have but only a few Months to live.Though I am very rich, But right now some of my properties and investment are being diverted or confisticated by Family members and business associates. I realized that i have to make trade-offs. As a mission to fulfill my commitments to affect lives, I have in deposit with a finance Company {SECURITAS CASH MANAGEMENT LTD UK } a huge cash deposits which i intend to distribute to charity through you.

You will receive 15% for your support despite my adversity and dismay with your support I can Achieve it by the grace of God. I have in safe-keeping every document that will facilitate the released of my trunks with the finance Company. My health has deteriorated real badly, that I cannot do this myself anymore. My contacting you is divine and my faith is in God. More details will be communicated to you once you indicate your intention to assist.I will not contact anybody until I hear from you.God bless you for commitment.

Regards,

Brother Jim

Well, Brother Jim in the UK has an email address that's coming from Poland, and his English certainly isn't the Queen's own. Also, I'm an XXL - you can't reach me through a Medium.