Some Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Girl mistakes 30 magnets, steel balls for candy
Girl not very bright.

Feds say prostitution rampant at strip clubs
Fed confirm that sun will come up tomorrow.

Family fights med school for man's body parts
The fight's expected to cost them an arm and a leg.

Makeup Makes Male Birds Macho
Not where I live.

Statue of Jesus Stolen Off Cross in Detroit
It's about time the Catholics let Jesus down off that cross.

FEMA Trailer Occupant Killed After Police Standoff
The police doing the job that tornadoes just won't do.

Rezko Convicted on 16 Counts in Corruption Trial
Barack Obama: "He wasn't a crook when I knew him."

Saudi King Calls for End to Islamic Extremism
Has he stopped funding it yet?

PUBLIC OUTRAGE OVER FRANCE VIRGINITY RULING...
Well, is France a virgin or not? (I'm guessing no).

Australian researchers say 'natural condom' could stop HIV...
So does abstinence.

Operation to make world record breaking breasts -- has been banned...
Whatever you do, don't click on that link.