HolyCoast: Stopping Tragic Thong Injuries
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Stopping Tragic Thong Injuries

I'm expecting Barack Obama to call for thong control following this tragic thong accident:

Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17--As she was attempting to put on a Victoria's Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective "low-rise v-string" from the Victoria's Secret "Sexy Little Thing" line, according to a lawsuit filed last week in Los Angeles Superior Court.


Should a 52-year old woman be putting on a thong in the first place? I hope they investigate that during the trial.

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