Barack Obama has arrived in Afghanistan where the first apology of the trip will be directed to the Taliban for kicking them out of the government and into the caves. Obama is expected to reveal his massive cave-bailout program designed to provide financial aid to those who are having trouble making their cave payments thanks to the failed policies of the Bush Administration. The program will also help those who have suffered from the "cave meltdown", which is largely due to sub-prime large explosives.
Accompanying the Obamessiah on the trip, Sen. Chuck Hagel (RINO-NE), will vigoriously nod his head in agreement.
Stay tuned.
Saturday, July 19, 2008
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