The Obamessiahs Don't Believe in Christmas or Birthday Presents

This reads like a parody, but it's legit:

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) tells People magazine in the issue out Friday that he and his wife, Michelle, do not give Christmas or birthday presents to their two young daughters.

Obama tells the magazine’s Sandra Sobieraj Westfall in a seven-page cover story that he and his wife follow the unusual practice because they “want to teach some limits.”

To all those people who have been worried that the Obamessiahs are closet Muslims, fear not. They're closet Jehovah's Witnesses.