HolyCoast: Bigfoot Researcher Discovers Big Rubber Gorilla Suit
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Bigfoot Researcher Discovers Big Rubber Gorilla Suit

I think we all saw this coming:
ATLANTA - Turns out Bigfoot was just a rubber suit. Two researchers on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass encased in a block of ice - handed over to them for an undisclosed sum by two men who claimed to have found it - was slowly thawed out, and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit.

The revelation comes just days after a much ballyhooed news conference was held in California to proclaim that the remains of the creature were found in the North Georgia mountains was the legendary man-ape.

They reportedly paid $50,000 for this rubber monkey suit. Suckers.

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