He's Not Speaking, but He Is Bobbling at the Dem Convention

Los Angeles mayor Antonio VivaLaRaza...er Villaraigosa did not get a prime speaking spot at the Dem convention this time like he did in 2004 (adultery scandals have a way of taking you out of high profile spots), but he is making an appearance according to a California delegate who is reporting for Fox on some of the swag items each delegate was given:

Naturally, here in the California delegation, we get our own swag gift bags at our hotel, provided by Democratic candidates and allied groups. Of course we Democrats don’t like the IRS snooping in our bags either, so here are the valueless gifts we get:

- An Antonio Villaraigosa Bobblehead Doll, including unkind zit below the lip

- A solar powered flashlight (not joking)

- Several weird varieties of nuts and berries

- A fortune teller ball (that often predicts outcomes of elections better than polls)

- A slinky painted to look like a globe

- A stuffed version of the Target dog, dressed up like Uncle Sam

- A yo-yo

- Samples of a scary concocted beverage supposed to help lubricate your joints

I wonder if the VivaLaRaza doll also comes with a matching plastic Hispanic anchorwoman bobblehead girlfriend?