Reasons to Vote for Democrats

Here are a few reason why you should vote for Democrats in November (h/t HolyCoast Dad):

• I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of
  spending the money I earn than I would.
• I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is
  offended by it.
• I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad
  guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good
  people.
• I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it
  will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in
  ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
• I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
  millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
• I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed
  to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest
  away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
• I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist
  liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some
  fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
• I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have
  to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any
  guns in the house to fight them off with.
• I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
  I want. I've decided to marry my horse.
• I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
  gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas
  at 15% isn't.

And let me add one:

• I'm voting Democrat because when will I ever have another chance to vote for the Messiah.