Today's Fun Spam Email

I haven't done one of these for awhile, but when the attempt is this poor, it's worthy of mention:

Because you did not respond to our first warning security adviser we were obligated to change your account status.
We have to do this for the safety of your account and your personal informations.

Status: Account temporary inaccesible

So you can gain again full access to your online account you need to follow the steps on our secured website bellow:

http://wachovia.warningsecure.com/auth/AuthService.htm (Encrypted Link)

This is now your second warning, if you will not follow this steps we will be forced to disable your account.

After this steps are done an Wachovia reprezentative will call you so you can finish this security measurements.

There were no graphics and multiple misspellings. And yet, some dummy will probably respond and get his identity stolen.