Apocalypse McCain

Just so you're ready for it, a writer in Philadelphia by the name of Fatimah Ali tells what will happen if McCain is elected:

If McCain wins, look for a full-fledged race and class war, fueled by a deflated and depressed country, soaring crime, homelessness - and hopelessness!

NO!, NOT HOPELESSNESS!! HOW WILL WE LIVE WITHOUT THE HOPE THE OBAMESSIAH BRINGS??

Geez.

I don't know about you, but all I had to do was read the writer's name to know what she was going to say.