Political Headline of the Day

From CNN:

Obama's top priorities for '09

I'll take "Finding Out Where His Senate Office Is" for $100, Alex.

Bonus headline, from Rush Limbaugh:

City Slumlord Calls Obama Aunt "Exemplary Resident" of Slum

Extra added Super-Duper bonus from Scrappleface:

LEAK: Obama Concession Draft Admits He’s Unfit