Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Skydiver Dies in Second Fatal Jump at Virginia Airport
How did he survive his first fatal jump?

Fighting in Congo Between Rebels, Militia
Insert name of any African nation where you see "Congo". Aren't they all at war?

Russia Set to Deploy Missiles Near Poland
They better watch out or Obama will talk to them.

McCain starts mapping out a new role in the Senate
Are there any page openings?

Sara Lee shares down 12% amid lower outlook
Apparently there are some people who don't like Sara Lee.

Jogger runs mile with rabid fox locked on her arm...
I just can't keep up with these new exercise fads.

Suddenly, it may be cool to be an American again
It only stopped being cool for Democrats. For Republicans, it's always been cool.

NYC Mayor can't afford $400 property tax rebates
I thought the guy was a billionaire.

Michelle Obama wears Rodriguez on Election night...
She left Gonzales at home to finish the dusting.

U.N. Chief Wants Quick Meeting With Obama
I'm sure it won't take long to kiss his ring.

Israel Uneasy Over an Obama Administration
Ya think?

Hamas praises Obama win as 'historic victory for world'
See item above.

Asians uneasy over Obama trade stance.
Comment from Instapundit: I THOUGHT THE WORLD WOULD LOVE US UNCONDITIONALLY NOW, BUT NOOOO.

McCain Concedes Race
"Yep, I'm a white guy. "

Obama Makes History; Turns to Sobering Challenges
His first priority - get Ted Kennedy off the sauce.