Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

Car Impounded After Dog Drives Away From Car Wash
Even if you're a dog, you still have to pay for your car wash.

Suspected Mobster Arrested During Liposuction
Said the mobster: "Well, this sucks."

North Korea 'Ready to Deal' With Obama Administration
Yeah, like those Three Card Monte guys on New York City streets.

Killer Snapped on Bus With Victim's Head in Bag
Smile!...both of you

Billy Graham Turns 90
The angels have yet to come up with an appropriate welcome for him.

Ahmadinejad Congratulates Obama, Wants 'Real Change'
What he wants to "change" is the map of the Middle East.

British reporter covering Obama gives 'F you' resignation on camera, admits to plagiarism...
It's like having Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden wrapped up in one drunk package.

Python Filmed Trying to Swallow Kangaroo Whole
Sometimes I don't get British humor, but I loved their "Holy Grail" movie.

Ex-NY Gov. Spitzer Avoids Sex Ring Charges
If he'd paid attention to his wedding ring he wouldn't have needed the sex ring.

Antigua Wants to Call Highest Peak 'Mount Obama'
That would be fun if it turns out to be an active volcano.

U.S. Treasury teaches 'Islamic Finance 101'
Just getting a head start on the new administration.

Reporter's notebook: Fear and boredom on Obama's trail
The boredom's over, now it's just fear.

Mom, with kids in tow, nabbed as store thief
The family that shoplifts together....