Today's Quick Headlines

Some quick hits on today's headlines:

'OPRAH' to end run in 2011...
America wishes it was 2011.

UPDATE: Franken's deficit: 236 votes...
Oops, I thought it said "236 IQ points".

WASHINGTONPOST: We were biased for Obama. Oops. Sorry...
From the Department of Blinding Flashes of the Obvious.

Human transplant organs from pigs within three years...
Jews and Muslims are still screwed.

Moment Surfer Tackles 40-Foot Wave on Film
Anybody can tackle a 40-foot wave on film.

Coin Toss Decides Minnesota Mayoral Race
Think of the money we'd save if we did that for all elections.

Too Rugged for the City, Too Pretty for Off-Road
Another WaPo bio piece on Obama.

Billy Graham Would Like to Meet, Pray With Obama
I was sort of hoping the word "smite" would be in there somewhere.

Norman Lear: New Right Will Emerge
Count on it.

Gun Sales Soar Following Obama Election
Don't forget the ammo. Lots of ammo.

Caribbean hotel bookings plunge as economy sags...
Category 4 Hurricane Paloma might have something to do with it too.

NYC To Toll Every Major Bridge Into Manhattan...
Trolls wanted, apply at City Hall.